IS that suppose to be funny? Frankly, yes.
04 November, 2003 || 3:02 p.m.
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You dont have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by theworld.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live 100 years,
eat once a month
and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You ask for government subsidy
You buy cars, travel overseas and marry again
Ask for some cows.
Source:Email.
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Current Reading : Batman - Black and White
Current Listening : Padi - Rapuh
Villain is a superstituous lot
Villain are a superstituous lot. The real villain for Batman? Joel Schumacer. Really, and last night Batman Forever on NTV7 was one of his diabolical scheme.
Watching that movie again last night gave me headache as it were last time i watch it. for me the only good (not best, mind you) Batman movie was the first one. Actually it should be named Joker as Tim Burton focused to much on the villain clown prince. Jack Nicholson (where did he get all those great toys?) gave the best performance as any fan-boy will agree. Michael Keaton tried to repeat his success from Beetlejuice, but he did a good job anyway.
Batman Return? BAh!. He fell in love so he want to reveal his identity as Bruce Wayne to catwoman. In fact all four of his movies had him revealing his identity to a woman. What's up with this man? He's a multi-billionaire for god sake, he can have all the woman he want without revealing anything, 'cept maybe his lil bruce (okay i'll stop being a perv). The only thing saving the movie? Michelle Pfeifer in leather, yummy. But then, we have The Penguin, not in leather (thank god!). Hah! rocket strapped to lil penguin? (not that lil penguin!) How original, or was that some Freudian thing? Compensating something? Let analyse, a big phallic object strapped to animal namesake with a suit like color? How... kinky.
Then came Batman Forever and Batman and Robin. Both tanked at the box office, both directed by Joel Schumacer, both have nipple on Batman suit. coincidence? Absolutely no!!
The way he portray the villain was totally wrong. Two-face and riddler in Forever and Poison Ivy and Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin was out of character. Two face wasn't a loony, he's more of a gangster kind of guy. He was a lawyer for god sake, he knows the in and out of law enforcement, and he used to be Batman friend. Riddler came out as a third rate Joker wannabe. He's not. He doesn't invent thing. He can solve any riddle ('cept in The Long Halloween comics). He can stump Batman sometimes. So make him stump Batman. He is a thinker and he hate Joker. Poison Ivy? Although Uma Thurman looks good in green she doesn't come out as sexy. Arnold Swartzenegger(is the spelling correct?) as Mr Freeze? let's not even talk about it, okay? Hate it, hate it, hate it. As ridiculous as nipple on Bat-Suit. Argh!! The image! The image! It burnss...
Bat-fan never forgive him .So did Warner Bros. So now to make up for that, there's rumours flowing of a Batman vs Superman movies that follows The Dark Knight Return storylines, where Batman get to beat up Superman to a bloody pulp. Hmm, at least there's still hope. But not Joel Schumacer directing. Bring back Tim Burton, he at least knows how to make Gotham City looks like Gotham city. Dark, brooding and scary. Just like most of his movies, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare before Christmas, Planet of the Apes (Although not very succesful). And he did make the first Batman movie.
So the conclusion?
1.The first Batman movie? Good. Joker? Even better.
2. Batman Return? Just watching Michelle pfeifer strapped those leather and whipping those whip makes me forget about the Penguin. Arghh!!
3. Batman Forever and Batman and Robin? Bah!
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Our kids cried for wanting some candies
Theirs smile for a stale bread
We throw away leftovers in the garbage
They found dinner in those place we dread
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