Current Reading: Planetary - Wildstorm

Current Listening: Asian Kung Fu Generation - Haruka Kanata (Naruto OST)

Current Webplugging: Henshin Hall of Fame

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the King’s horses
And all the king’s men,
Could not put Humty Dumpty
Together again.

…Ok, so what can you tell from the nursery rhymes above? It’s catchy? Yeah, sure, whatever. But the real answer is this Humpty Dumpty dude was doomed to have bad luck till he died, and his parents doesn’t really love him.

I mean c’mon, what kind of parents name their only child “Humpty” and to add insult to injury? They add in “Dumpty” at the end. What? You humping while you dumping?

Man, if my name was that, I’m sure gonna have one bad childhood.

Think about it, all the nicknames I could have had in school, at the playground, wherever.

Humping dumpty, humping dumpling, humping dumbly (hehe), ok that’s enough.

In case you didn’t notice, he’s also stupidly dumb (and I bet all those bad childhood memories contribute to that). He’s supposed to be an egg right? So what the hell is he doing sitting on top of a wall? That pretty dangerous, especially for an egghead like him, it’s like letting Michael Jackson play with your child (brr, that scary)

So then he had a great fall, but he gonna be alright, right? Coz the king send help and all? Wrong, coz the king sends in the wrong kind of help. Why did the king sends all his men and horses? What does they know about egg CPR? Where are the ambulance, nurses and doctor?

All the King’s horses
And all the king’s men,
Could not put Humty Dumpty
Together again.

Of course the can’t, as far as I know, the horses has already stomped Humpty Dumpty to pieces all over the place.

Poor Humpty Dumpty, he’s stupid, parents hate him, and he has a dickhead and arguably as stupid as Humpty himself.

I bet they secretly add another sentence to the rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the King’s horses
And all the king’s men,
Could not put Humty Dumpty
Together again.
And the make a big piece off
Omelette Instead

;-P

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And all of this happen just because I was craving omelette late one night. I guess hunger does makes you hallucinate though.

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A letter to You

Just keep in mind that you’re not
marrying a Prince,

There’s no castle above the mountain
for us to live in,

And that fantasy is just too far from
the truth of reality.

Till death do us part is only a form of expression

…and to live happily ever after is an option
neither the two of us could take.

With that in mind

I LOVE YOU!

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Art For Art Sake.