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03 August, 2004 || 5:23 p.m. Reading: - Dragon Mag issue August. Listening: - You - Radiohead Webplugging: - PaperOfficeBoy *************************************************************** Inspired by Laydiefa's chat with the YahooHelper bot, I decided to try it myself. Here are the transcripts: ayedavanita99 (5:14:12 PM): :) yahoohelper (5:14:13 PM): Hi ayedavanita99, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me. ayedavanita99 (5:14:22 PM): what your real name? yahoohelper (5:14:22 PM): Great, now we're talking! ayedavanita99, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue. ayedavanita99 (5:14:41 PM): i see, so are you gay? yahoohelper (5:14:41 PM): Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more. ayedavanita99 (5:15:06 PM): oh, still in denial mode eh? I'm cool with that yahoohelper (5:15:07 PM): If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more. ayedavanita99 (5:15:43 PM): several people at once? Are you inviting me to your annual orgy then? yahoohelper (5:15:44 PM): Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking... ayedavanita99 (5:16:58 PM): Uhuh, so where do I sign up for the *several people* thingie? do I have to bring toys? yahoohelper (5:16:58 PM): Hi there ayedavanita99! I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts ayedavanita99 (5:17:22 PM): Hmm, dude, seriously, did you have a memory lapse? You just said that man.. yahoohelper (5:17:22 PM): We have more help for you if you need it. Click on the 'HELP' menu item and then 'YAHOO! MESSENGER HELP' to see our full help area. To get more tips, type /help while you are talking with me and we have some basic online instructions for you. ayedavanita99 (5:18:00 PM): NO! I don't need help with my sex life!! damn bot... yahoohelper (5:18:01 PM): To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts ayedavanita99 (5:18:13 PM): uh huh yahoohelper (5:18:14 PM): Well ayedavanita99, it was great talking to you! Have fun! ayedavanita99 (5:18:50 PM): Dude, how could I have fun when you tease me with all these orgy stories... cmon, invite meeeee..... ayedavanita99 (5:18:54 PM): please? ayedavanita99 (5:18:57 PM): dude? ayedavanita99 (5:19:02 PM): r u still there? ayedavanita99 (5:19:41 PM): owh damn it, now it's just you and me mrs left hand palm. yahoohelper (5:19:41 PM): Hi ayedavanita99, I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me. ayedavanita99 (5:19:56 PM): it's gonna be one saddening night.. yahoohelper (5:19:56 PM): Great, now we're talking! ayedavanita99, did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue. ********************************************************** So my conclusions? I have none, so just draw your own conclusion, lazy ass. *************************************************************** Good news, somebody actually found and returned back my cd bag with ALL the cd's intact. Talk about being lucky eh? Seems the thief/s is musically challenged/impaired and can't appreciat good musical taste (as if my taste in music is that good, hah!). Meaning he/she is tone deaf, meaning maybe he/she is one of the contestant in the Malaysian Idol. Burned baby! ***************************************************************
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